Suffice to say, Joel is in flustered hysterics for the whole thing. When he gets back from the court room, he spends ten minutes crawling around and pissing himself, apparently permanently brain-damaged by the explosion, before holding a long conversation with a vending machine, accidentally crawling on top of it, and dying from falling down. Within the first few minutes, Son of Bogan gets into a bathroom fight that causes multiple explosions and deaths and puts him at minimum health.He comes out looking like a tan Tom Cruise with a blond pompadour, white swimming goggles, and buff breasts, causing Joel to remark that he looks like an indie developer. Joel checks out the mobile version of Hard Time, making a Legacy Character who is the son of Bulk Bogan, named Son of Bogan.Joel: (room begins exploding) Skull Face is attacking the prison! Joel gets out and throws him to the ground, which leads to the prisoner throwing himself head-first into the foot of Joel's new bed, falling over, then falling over again as he attempts to move away from the bed, then hitting himself in the face with the cell door as he tries to leave. Also as Duane, Joel steals a prisoner's bed and refuses to leave, which the prisoner responds to by putting him in a headlock.After starting a new file as Duane, Joel goes on a crusade to increase his intelligence stat and runs across one prisoner who resembles Danny DeVito and just won't leave him alone when he goes to the library.and then immediately accuses him of selling him out for himself. After Joel agrees to do so, the NPC congratulates him on his wise choice. The crowning moment for the AI, however, is when another inmate approaches Joel, and tells him to cut all ties with one of his prison friends, with said friend being the NPC himself.Joel accepts the offer, and not even half a minute afterwards, the same guy offers to take the heat for Joel, and asks for less money than what Joel got from him! Joel is rightfully baffled. He encounters a guy who asks him to take the heat for him, offering to pay him a lot of cash if he does so. Joel discovering how moronic the AI can act.Joel does this on the very first turn because he wasn't paying attention to Kris's health. Note The fastest way to complete the fight is to have Kris get knocked down, prompting Susie and Ralsei to learn their respective ACT commands early. In Chapter 2, Joel manages to accidentally speedrun the Sweet Cap'n Cakes fight.This is all despite Joel managing to defeat both Jevil and Spamton NEO with only one restart among both of them.
Note The most effective strategy is to rush towards Rouxls Kaard's position and wall him off with your own houses. It happens again in Chapter 2, where he loses to Rouxls Kaard in the house game.Kaard's first puzzle is a single tile with a pushable block one space to the right of it. And, inexplicably, Joel ends up struggling with Rouxls Kaard's first block puzzle, running in circles for about a minute.The Running Gag of Joel struggling with the card suit puzzles, particularly, the one to get the Dice Brace: Joel spends a solid 5 minutes trying to brute-force it and running in circles, only for chat to eventually point out the solution is given to you on the bottom of the screen, if only Joel had kept going left.Joel demos the former and it manages to hilariously be both fitting and unfitting at the same time. questionable voice direction at first, suggesting Bulk Bogan for Susie, and Kermit for Ralsei. After the dunking, Joel reaches the same point again:.I trusted you! The one time I listened to chat and you do this to me?! You guys suck! You don't get to go to my Goldeneye pizza party fuckers goddamn you fuckers fuck off. excuse me for a moment, I need to drink the chlorine. I gotta do that again? Like, it invalidated everything I've done? Hmm. Joel: Get dunked on?! I have to do that again?! You lied to me! You lied to me!! AUUGHHHHH!!! What is this fucking shit?! ( Beat). cue inescapable bone zone!) Ah- AHH WHAT THE FUCK?!!!! (cue Game Over and sped up Dogsong) (sigh) Ah, fuck.my heart when he said that comment.oh fuck me.oh.(presses a button, advances text. asshole he is, he's still my buddy in the end. i want you to know.i won't let it go to waste.c'mere, pal.
to go back on everything you've worked up to. i know how hard it must be.to make that choice. I know that's contradictory to the Genocide run, but. Joel: You want me to spare him? Well I saved, so, if it.maybe, I don't save again and we can get se- ah ah.alright fine, I'll spare him.
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